Running on Steroids
I went for a run last week. It was my first one in almost a week since I caught a bad cold, or possibly even the dreaded piggy flu (fever, sore throat, hacking cough). Whatever it was, I was completely out for a few days and didn’t feel up for much of a walk or run for a few more after that. I don’t suppose I was necessarily all better the other night when I went out for a run, either.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have gone out, or at least stuck to walking instead of running most of the 4.5 miles. The thing is, I got my hands on some steroids and didn’t want to waste an opportunity to work out on them! Now, before you go freaking out on me, these steroids are doctor-prescribed (yeah, a legit doctor at that) to help suppress a bad breakout from poison oak. If you’ve ever had to take these drugs you’ll know that they give you a pretty good kick in the ass. So after not running for a week because of being sick and then having a stimulant coursing through my blood, I just had to get out there.
I also wanted to give my new Ultimate Direction hydro-pack a try. I drove up the hill and parked along La Canada road overlooking the southern of the two reservoirs along the Crystal Springs Trail. It was dark when I got there so I turned on my headlamp and after a bit of hunting around, found the trail. This part of the dirt trail meanders along side of the road. Yet from time to time the trail heads into thick growth and out of sight from the road. I started running as soon as my feet hit the dirt. It felt so damn good to be back in action.
A couple of mountain bikers came up behind me early on. Fortunately, I had seen them go out so kept looking back over my shoulder so I would be able to get out of there way. I was listening to Pandora on my Pre so had to rely more on my eyes to catch them. I spotted them in enough time to clear the trail and let them pass. Because of this early encounter from behind I kept looking back over my shoulder to make sure no one else was about to sneak up on me. I did this more often when running through the secluded, wooded part of the trail. I like to think it was fear that more bikers would come up behind, not because I was afraid the boogie man might jump out at me.
Cool like Dean.
After about 2.25 miles out I turned back. I decided to run along the road on the return. The asphalt felt quite good under my Vibram Five Finger soles compared with the rocky trail I had been on. It was consistently smooth and pebble free. I was surprised that I actually enjoyed running along the road – I normally shun the road in favor of trails. I found that each time a car passed I got a good boost of energy. I imagined the drivers thinking to themselves or even commenting to passengers, saying things such as, “Wow, look at this dedicated runner! What a stud! Do you think that’s Dean Karnazes?” I have to admit that hearing these imaginary comments made me run a little faster and raise my head a little higher. Fortunately, La Canada is not a busy road at night so I was spared having to keep up this pace for too long!
The situation did make me feel a bit like how I imagined Dean Karnazes running in the book Ultramarathon Man. And for some similarities, too. I was running along a back road in the dark carrying just a backpack. There were a few noticeable differences, though: My chicken legs, my much slower speed, and the gorilla shoes I was wearing. And instead of arranging for a pizza to be delivered to me while on the run, I had mistakenly eaten a couple pieces of the pizza I had made at home before I left. My stomach wasn’t feeling all that great now either.
Reminders of my illness were present throughout the run as my nose was running faster than I was all night. I went through a whole bag of tissues (which did fit perfectly and conveniently into one of the front pouches on my Ultimate Direction hydro-pack, though – a review coming later).
What I Learned
The excitement of the run died down when I got home and the next morning I woke up with a sore throat again. While it was a memorable run and a lot of fun, I now realize that I pushed myself too far too soon after being sick. The problem was that the old saying “Listen to your body” doesn’t actually work when you’re drugged up. It was the steroids in my body that were egging me on, not my body. That being said, I still could have done a better job of waiting longer after symptoms subsided and just walked, not run this night.
Learnings:
- Listen to your body and your mind. I should have known that I was feeling more energy than I really had.
- Assess at what percentage you are at before your run and then exert at that rate, no more. If I had taken stock of how I really was, I would have come up with about 60% of capabilities. That would have translated into much more walking and less running, and probably a shorter distance, too.
- Don’t get caught up living out your dreams on a single run. While it was fun, getting swept up in running further on the road was detrimental in the long run. I need to be patient. I’ll get there, but not in one night, one week, or even one month.

